Generaladmin on 18 Feb 2007 01:23 pm
I don’t know about where you live (wherever you maybe) but in the north west of England over the last 5 - 6 years, an epidemic has been spreading fast. It is not a virus or a cold, and it probably won’t kill you (well not directly anyway!). Yes what I am talking about is the phenomenon of ‘chaving up’ your car. What do I mean, well lets take a look?

This seems to be a trend amongst the younger generation of out society - probably 17 -21 years of age on the whole. The idea is that you take a car (for some reason that I have yet to find out they are usually a Vauxhall Nova or Corsa) and then you spend about the entire value of the car adding ‘chavy things’ until the car looks so ridiculous that when you drive round in it everyone has no choice but to look at you and to hear you.
So what ‘chavy things’ are added then? Well the old favourite is the rear spoiler. If you are a first time ‘car chaver’ then this is probably what you will go for. It is the biggest impact for the least money and effort. The next must is the lower you car. This makes in impossible to go down those roads with the speed bumps on unless they want to rip the bottom off their cars. The third most important chav thing to do is then to add two great big exhaust pipes to the back of the car so that they look ‘mean and awesome’ (or not!). However the main purpose of these monstrosities is nose and not looks. They are no good unless they below out engine noise louder than a jet engine on the side of a 747.

My point is why on earth to these people do these things to perfectly good cars. At the ages that these guys are, they must be spending all their money on ‘chaving up’ their vehicle. In fact this is money that they probably don’t have. I know that I certainly could afford it. Look at the average ‘gear’ described above. A spoiler your looking at probably £100. Exhausts you are looking at £200 and then lowering the car could be another £200. Thats £500 already. Another than I forgot to mention is of course the alloys. As far as I know most Nova’s and Corsa do not come with alloy and therefore these need to be bought. Of course they need to be the ones that are 95% wheel and 5% tyre. A decent set of these are going to be at least £300. Therefore we are almost up to £1000 before we start on the inside. Do the parents of these folk not have anything to say. If one of my children were to tell me, at the age of 17, that they were spending £1000 of what is effectively my money, then I would not be happy. In fact it wouldn’t happen. I suppose that these folk think that it attracts the ladies to have a car that represents - well what exactly? It certainly doesn’t represent their responsible outlook on life! I don’t know any girls or woman that walk past these machines and say “wow what a fantastic motor, he must be great”. There usual reaction is something along the lines of “look at that hideous vehicle there, what an idiot”.
If there is anyone out there reading this that has ‘chaved up’ their car please don’t take it personally! It is just something that bugs me a little!